Some kids grew up with Castlevania. Other kids had Valis. Robert explains to Alvin why he's so maladjusted in this tribute to Nippon Telenet's short-lived series of Beautiful Fighting Girls.
In We Play, Alvin coaxes the catdogbird that is Trico of The Last Guardian, while Robert drunkenly staggers through Steins;Gate 0, before treating himself to Shantae: Half Genie Hero and Stardew Valley.
- Hardcore Gaming 101: Valis
- Hiroki Hayashi
- Creamy Mami intro
- Magical Emi intro
- Leda: The Fantastic Adventure of Yohko
- Kid Fenris: The Forgotten Professional Gamer ("The Gaiares Guy", who wasn't named Thor [but I wish he was])
- Valis I intro (Mega Drive)
- Valis promotional video by Hideaki Anno & Katsuhiko Nishijima
- Hardcore Gaming 101: Devil Hunter Yohko
- Valis III intro
- Valis Box Art
- Hardcore Gaming 101: Psycho Dream
- Kendo Rage!